Sunday 2 March 2014

Joke: on a very cool evening, Mr. Jack was with his family, all watching TV when his youngest son, 'Joshua' interrupts with a question. Joshua: Dad(Jack), whats the difference between 'potential' and ' reality'? Jack (turns to wife): would u sleep with George.W. Bush for $1 million? Wife: Of course, I will never waste that opportunity. Jack (turns to daughter): Would u sleep with Brad Pitt for $1 million? Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy. Jack (turns to eldest son): Would u sleep with Tom Cruise for $1 million? Eldest son: Why not? Imagine what I would do with that money. Jack turns to his youngest son Joshua: U see son, 'potentially' we are sitting with multimillionaires BUT in 'reality' we are sitting with two prostitutes and one Gay, idiot!! Comment if you understand

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