-If you tell a woman you just returned from a trip to Moon,she will ask you, “Whom did you go with?” Tell this to a man,he will ask you, ”Dude, do women wear clothes there?” -Men sitting top floor can hear the sound of a beer bottle opened ground floor... Similarly, a woman can notice if the strap of another woman’s bra comes off accidentally... -Most of the men prefer reading magazines and news papers that portray photos of naked ladies... Many women’s magazines too will have photos of naked ladies because the anatomy of a female body is a creative work of art and is worth admiring at… However, no magazine will ever portray a naked man’s body because it’s all hairy stuff and looks like an abstract painting which only the creator understands... -All married men are fools! If not, they wouldn’t have married... All married women are wise! If not, they would have remained unmarried... -In their bedroom, men plead for it before the act and women-after the act... while men taste success often, women almost always go dry... -When there is a nude scene in a movie,a woman watches it with the same casual sense she watches an emotional scene... However, a man doesn’t watch the nude scene...instead he tries to find out how curious his wife is about the nudity in the scene... -For most of the men around the world, the preferred home activity is sex and for most of the women, it’s spending good times with family and children...