Joke: john was on his way to school. He was supposed to take taxi to the school: john: How much is the fare to the campus? DRIVER: 50dollars. John: What about my load? DRIVER: I won’t charge you that. John: Then take my load to the school I can walk.

Joke of the Day:


Two men planned to run away from the psychiatric hospital. They started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat up the watchman, open the gate and run away. When they reached the gate, the watchman was not there and the gate was wide open. They turned to each other and said "shit! our plan has failed, lets go back, we will try again tomorrow....

Joke of the Day: i slept very hungry and saw bread in my dream, I took it and started eating it in my dream after I finished eating it,I saw a coconut & decided to eat it too but I didn't see a knife to cut it.So I decided to use my teeth only to receive a strong dirty slap from my elder brother! U don finish pillow....Now na my head u dey chew.... U be witch!? Abeg Na my Fault??

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