Wednesday 26 March 2014

Joke of the Day: Jack and Jill in the office: Jill: Jack, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week. Jack: Oh! Jill: Do you know who is Graham Bell? Jack: No. Jill: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this. The next day, the same discussion happened. Jill: Do you know who Alexander Dumasis? Jack: No. Jill: He's the author of "The Three Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this. The next day, once again: Jill: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is? Jack: No. Jill: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, Jack got irritated and said: jack: Do you know who Jim Peters is? Jill: No. Jack: He is your neighbour, screwing your wife since you started taking nightcourses!

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