JOKE OF THE NIGHT: Hope you like it. I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said: VOICE: Hi, how are you? ME: Embarrassed I'm doing fine? VOICE: So what are you up to? ME: Just doing the same as you , sitting here! VOICE: Can I come over? ME: [Annoyed] Rather busy right now! The voice then said "Listen , I will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions." ME: Oops!