Sunday 2 March 2014

Joke: Jack is the Boss in Office. Lets see how he interviews people. Jack: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Jack: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Jack: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Jack: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why? Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge. Jack: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday. Jack: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned? Jack: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now. IS HE A GOOD BOSS? Yes or No?

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