Jokes: Who is the best thief between Jack and James? James : Jack did u know that am more perfect than u in stealing Jack: stop sayin that am your God father in stealing, i have the certificate of armed robber James: lets wait and see. One day James and Jack went to d supermarket to buy some food, Jack have forgotten that he and James made a promise of the best thief. James stole two chocolate nobody noticed him...on their way home : James: Jack, didnt i tell u that am the best thief? u won't believe that i stole two chocolate without anybody notice.. Jack:{very angry and jealous} really? James: (with happiness ) yes Jack: ok no problem lets go back to the supermarket i will show u that am the best thief in the world... They enter d supermarket Jack called the man in charge and said i want to perform a magic for u..he ordered the man to bring two chocolate out the man did so.. Jack ate the two chocolate and laughed, he said check my friends pocket u will find the chocolate that i ate there.