Joke: The government announced that if you have 5 children your salary will be increased by 50 percent. A man heard the news and said to his wife, "Darling, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids." When he came back, he saw only one of his children remaining. He asked, "where are the others?" His wife replied, you are not the only one who heard the news, "THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM!" please feel free to share and drop your comments cos they mean a lot to me......