Joke of the Night: This guy goes into a doctors and says,"Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!" "Well,how often do you have it?" the doctor asks. "Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day," he answers back. "That's not so much,"says the doctor. "Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man. "Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor. "Yes, but that's not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day,"says the man. "Well, that's definitely too much", says the doctor."You've got to learn to take yourself in hand." "I do," says the man,"Twice a day."