JOKE: Jack paid his friend, Jill, a visit one day. As they were discussing, Jill's wife, who was present, sat opposite Jack with her legs seductively open. Jack was visibly aroused. When Jill briefly entered the room, she whispered to Jack, "do you like what you see"? Jack nodded. "You can have it, but it will only cost you S500." So they fixed a time, 12pm the next day when her husband will be at work. The next day, Jack came over at the exact time, had sex with his friend's wife and paid her the agreed price. When her husband came back, this was what transpired between them: Jill: Honey, was Jack here today? Wife: (Worried) Yes. Jill: At 12pm right? Wife: (Totally nervous now) Yes, why do you ask? Jill: Ohh, Jack, my good friend, always keeping to time. He came over to my office this morning and borrowed S500 from me promising to bring it back to you at the house by 12pm, so did he bring it? The wife fainted! A word for Jack