Joke of the night: A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise and suddenly, one of them entered the Pilot’s Cabin;following conversation took place. MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane! PILOT: I would, but under one condition. MADMAN: What? PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet. (5 minutes later, the plane was eerily quiet!) PILOT:Wow!! How did you get them to keep quiet? MADMAN: I opened the door and asked them to go and play outside!