Joke: This guy got home earlier than usual and caught his wife in their bedroom,having fun with her lover. Hubby reaches out for his gun and makes the lover follow him into the kitchen. Then the husband says to the lover, "Let's do this! I'm gonna shoot twice in the air and we're gonna fall down together! The one my wife is gonna run up to first,will stay with her! Two shots were fired and then the scream of the wife was heard from the bedroom, "Honey!!!!!! Get out of the cupboard!!! Those two idiots just shot each other!!!"