Joke of the night: Three men are moving in a forest when they suddenly discover that they are lost. They get captured by cannibals who take them to their king. The king tells them that they'll be killed and cooked unless they do what he asks them to do. He told each of them to go into the forest and come back with 10 fruits of the same kind. The first one goes and comes back with 10 bananas. The king tells him to shove each of them up in his ass without making a sound. In goes the first banana, the second, and upon inserting the third one he cries out. He is instantly killed. The second guy comes with 10 strawberries. He is told the same thing and he shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and upon shoving the 10th one he bursts out laughing. He is instantly killed. The two men meet each other in heaven and the first one asks the second,"My man why did you laugh when you were almost finished?" The second man replies, "I couldn't help it! I saw the third man coming with 10 pineapples!" www.dheeliteworld.blogspot.com