A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. “Jack, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.” “Yes, sir!” answers Jack. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: ”So, Jack, how was your day?” Jack told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol.” “Bravo, and the second one?” asks the doctor. “The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Flagyl, sir.” says Jack. “Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor. “Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!” “Lord Jesus! Jack, what did you do?” asks the doctor. “I put eye-drops in her eyes. Feel free to drop your comments cos it means alot to me.