JOKE‬ OF THE NIGHT: A maid want her salary to increase. Her madam (boss) ask her to give 3 reasons why she deserve such increment. Maid: I can cook better than you. Madam: who told you? Maid: your husband. Madam: okay, second reason? Maid: I can Iron better than you. Madam: who told you? Maid: your husband. Madam: okay, 3rd reason? Maid: I am also better in bed than you. This time madam was furious and was getting ready to break her neck. Madam: did my husband say that? Maid: no, the driver told me that I'm better in bed than you. Madam: please lower your voice. I will increase your salary, in fact how much do you want? If you were the maid how much will you ask for?