Joke: Jack escaped from a Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; "Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?" The Receptionist on phone replied; "Just a minute sir hold on let me check." A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; "There is no one sir." Jack exclaimed; "Wow! Okay my dear." The Receptionist said; "But why did you ask sir?." Jack replied; "I want to be sure that I've escaped."