Joke: A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital and asked the doctor to call a Nigerian Police Officer & a politician . Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hands and kept quiet. The guys were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the politician ask, 'But why did you call us? ' The priest gathered all his strength and said, 'Jesus died between two thieves..... I want to go the same way!