Monday 7 April 2014

Joke: There was a lady who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn't at her feet. She found him in his bed ''sleeping''. She called his name, but he didn't get up. So she took him to Mr. Bean, the pet doctor and told him that her dog wouldn't wake up. So he looked at her dog and said, ''Your dog is dead''. She asked him to perform another test to be sure. Mr Bean then went into another room, and came back with a cage. In it there was a cat. He let the cat out, and she walked around the dog, sniffed, and went back in her cage. Mr. Bean put the cat back in the other room. He came out and said again, ''Your dog is dead''. She was like ''Ok, how much do I owe you?'' Okpoto said ''$1,000'' She said, ''What!?!? How could it cost that much??'' Mr. Bean replied, ''$200 for me to say he was dead. Then $800 for the cat who confirmed it!" ONE word 4 Mr. Bean ........?

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