Tuesday 25 February 2014

Joke:

A mum whispered to her 3 daughters after
their weddings. Don’t 4get to text me ur
experience of d 1st nite. After a week, the 1st
daughter sent an sms 2 d mum ‘NESCAFE”
while d 2nd txt ”BENSON”.The mum bemused
by d messages, picked a tin of nescafe & read
4rm d label ”fantastic till d last drop” she also
went 2 her hubby’s pack of cigarettes written
on it was ”extra long, king size”she blus…
hed! For their age she wasn’t much worried
but decided to wait for her 3rd daughter’s
experience. After a few days, she received a
post-card which was written ”Arik: lagos-
kano”. She quickly called arik air information
desk & was told ”its 3 times daily 7days a wk
& 75 minutes flight both ways”. She just
slumped & fainted,: (diz man go kill my baby.

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