Dheelite

Jokes:

One sunday morning in church, pastor
was
about to start the service when 2 men
Akpors and Ochuko, dressed in long
black
coats and black hats entered. Akpors walked to the middle of the
church
while Ochuko stayed at the back of the
church.
They both reached under their coats
and withdrew automatic weapons.
Akpors announced; Everyone willing
to take
a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats.
Seats in the congregation became
emptied, followed by the choir stand.
Deacons ran out through the door,
followed
by the choir director and the assistant
pastor.
After a few moments, there were about 8
people left in the church, sitting.
Pastor was steady in the pulpit.
Akpors and Ochuko put their guns
away
and said, gently, to the pastor; All right,
pastor, the hypocrites are now gone.
You
can start the service. One word for Akpors