Dheelite

Jokes:

In 2012, It was......Fuel subsidy consequences(from different sources)...

1. Dis is Jonathan's way of punishing nigerians for making fun of his wife"

2. Now, if He puts on AC 4 U in d Car, den He really loves U

3. Don't be shocked if u try 2 burn a thief with fuel and pple start slapping u instead...be wise

4. Enugu 2 Lagos by bus now 17k. some pple can't even come back Lagos 4rm village.. L'obatan . This is deportation Lagos has been praying for.

5. Next time my girl asks me to take her somewhere expensive, id drive her to the petrol station

6. BREAKING NEWS: Stolen car found ... fuel missing!!!=D:'( >=)

7. Bicycle sellers report high rise in sales.

8. No more burning of thieves. Say yes to drowning or hanging

9. Date your neighbour or die trekking

10. A car was snatched at gunpoint today and the owner was screaming MY FUEL; MY FUEL

11. Host: What do i offer you? Visitor: I'll take fuel...

12. Nig police set 2 increase bribe rates from #50 to #141.

13. Abuja Big Boy spotted oppressing as He Left His Engine On while Waiting for Girlfriend.

14. Island Boy Friend + Mainland Girl Friend = Long Distance Relationship

Customer : How much you dey cut hair for here?
Barber : Oga naa 100naira with 'Nepa' but 800Naira with Gen'!
Customer: abeg flash me when Nepa bring light


But Now, We still dey Thank the Lord.