@ dawn d fone rings
"Hello, Mr Robert? Dis is Asher, ur country house caretaker"
"Ah yes, Asher. Wat can I do for u? Is der a problem?"
"Erm...I am jst callin to tell u, sir, dat ur parrot died"
"My parrot? Dead? The one dat won d competition?"
"dat's d one."
"Damn! Dat's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on dat bird. Oh well wat did he die 4rm?"
"Frm eatin rotten meat."
"Rotten meat? Wu was so mean as to giv him meat?"
"Nobody. He ate d meat of 1 of d dead horses."
"Dead horse? Wat dead horse, Mutiso?"
"Y, dos pure breed ones dat u had, sir, died frm all dat stress of pullin d water cart."
"Ar u insane? Wat water cart?"
"D one we used to put out d fire."
"Gud Lord! Wat fire ar u talkin bout, man?"
"The one at ur house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on fire."
"Wat d....!! But der's electricity at the house!! Wat was the candle for??"
"For the funeral."
"WHAT FUNERAL??!!!"
"Ur mother's! She showed up one nite out of d blue and I thot she was a thief nd i shot her.''
It's all about Entertainment!
ReplyDelete- If Michael Jackson had known... he wouldn't have done all those surgeries to make him white.
- If Paul Walker had known... he wouldn't have taken a ride with his friend.
- If Tupac Shakur had known... he would have traveled the day he got killed.
- If Trayvon Martin had known... he would have just stayed home and played games with... his little brother.
Let us pray that in our life we never have a reason to say HAD I KNOWN, by the power of the Almighty God.