Dheelite

Joke:

A Mafia Godfather finds out
that his bookkeeper, Guido, has
cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the
job in the first place. It was
assumed that Guido would hear
nothing so he would never have
to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to
confront Guido about his
missing $10 million, he takes
along his lawyer who knows
sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer,
"Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language,
asks Guido, "Where's the
money?"
Guido signs back, "I don't know
what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather,
"He says he doesn't know what
you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol,
puts it to Guido's head and says,
"Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll
kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs, "OK!
You win! The money is in a
brown briefcase, buried behind
the shed at my cousin Bruno's
house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer,
"What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you
don't have the balls to pull the
trigger!