Thursday, 27 February 2014
You might be wondering who i am.. My name is David but my friends call me MD not as in managing director or whatever but simply 'Master David'funny aiit? Am a Nigerian, born and raised in Nigeria, l've travelled to many states in Nigeria. Am from the southern part of Nigeria called Akwa Ibom. I speak four languages fluently namely: English, Ibibio, Yoruba and Nigerian pidgin respectively. I was born on the 18th of October 1992. My Hobbies are: Singing, Dancing, Playing football, also love watching it too, I love playing video games especially Play station 'soccer' and above all, putting smiles on people's faces. Please feel free to drop your questions if you want to know more about me. Please, Your comments means alot to me.
A man had a serious accident with his brand new car. A police officer nearby ran to the scene to help them out. "This man's car just hit my car! That car is worth Six million Naira! Now,my car is a total write-off!" The police officer shook his head in amazement and said "You are so materialistic.You didn't even realize that your hand had been cut off". The man looked at his bloody arm and screamed "OH MY GOD!!! Where is my gold wristwatch, and my ring!!?" What tribe in this world could this man be from?
FOOTBALL FACT *Tottenham payed for Willian's flight, taxi, hotel & medical, only for Chelsea to sign him. *Zinedine Zidane was never caught offside in his whole career. *Adnan Januzaj: Born in Belgium. Mother from Kosovo. Father from Albania, Grandmother from Serbia. Grandfather from Turkey. Plays in England *Cristiano Ronaldo refused to give a 10-year old girl an autograph because she wore a Barcelona shirt. *Since Arsenal last won a trophy, Leo Messi has turned professional & won 78 individual trophies/awards, including 4 consecutive Ballon d'Ors *When Mourinho says you have a bright future; It means you can't make his team at the present. *Since Arsenal last won a trophy, Pep Guardiola retired as a player, became a manager, won 15 trophies, took a year break and now returned and won 2 trophies. *Ryan Giggs can donate a Premier league medal to 11 Arsenal players and still remain with two of his own. *Cristiano Ronaldo has more hatricks In his career than Chamakh has Premier League shots... Source from surebet247.com
Wednesday, 26 February 2014
Akpos was sitting at a bar, and thinking about his life, when all of a sudden, Ironman, the town's most notorious thug smacks Akpos in the face and says "That's KUNG FU, made in Japan". A while later, Ironman the thug smacks Akpos again and says "That's KARATE, made in Korea", then sat at the bar and started drinking. Akpos gets up and leaves the bar. A short time later he comes back and smacks Ironman, the thug, knocking him out cold and he said to the barman, "When that IMBECILE wakes up, tell him that was a SHOVEL, made in ABA!
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