Joke: There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?” The third fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.” The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.”

#Dheelite 1. Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. (Truman Capote) Interpretation:Success is not as sweet if you’ve never experienced failure. 2. You make a living by what you get; you make a life by what you give. (Winston Churchill) Interpretation:The value of your life has nothing to do with how much money you earn; it is determined by what you give to others. 3. Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. (Ray Kroc) Interpretation:Good things happen not because of “luck,” but because you work hard to get them. 4. If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundation is under them. (Henry David Thoreau) Interpretation:A dream that exists only in your mind is not useless. Use it to create the reality you want. 5. There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. (Denis Waitley) please like my page #dheelite for more jokes and quotes.

‪# WORLDCUP‬NEWS HEADLINES 1. Enyeama ranked best goalkeeper so far in the on-going FIFA World Cup by Castrol’s player rating index 2. Cristiano Ronaldo: I never thought 'average' Portugal could win the World Cup 3. Three-match ban ends Song's World Cup 4. Thiago Silva: Fred doesn't need goals to prove his worth 5. Klinsmann: No time for friendship in Germany clash 6. Nani: Portugal grieving after draw 7. My fitness was key, reveals Hazard 8. Capello: We were caught out trying to win the game 9. Messi needs help - Di Maria 10. Berlusconi: Balotelli is not irreplaceable 11. Maradona lashes out at Argentina FA chief 12. Enyeama Tops Best Goalie Rankings! 13. Keshi: My Eagles’ll Get Better‪# WORLDCUP‬NEWS HEADLINES 1. Enyeama ranked best goalkeeper so far in the on-going FIFA World Cup by Castrol’s player rating index 2. Cristiano Ronaldo: I never thought 'average' Portugal could win the World Cup 3. Three-match ban ends Song's World Cup 4. Thiago Silva: Fred doesn't need goals to prove his worth 5. Klinsmann: No time for friendship in Germany clash 6. Nani: Portugal grieving after draw 7. My fitness was key, reveals Hazard 8. Capello: We were caught out trying to win the game 9. Messi needs help - Di Maria 10. Berlusconi: Balotelli is not irreplaceable 11. Maradona lashes out at Argentina FA chief 12. Enyeama Tops Best Goalie Rankings! 13. Keshi: My Eagles’ll Get Better

What will you if you are the president of your country?

1. Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. {Charles R. Swindoll} Interpretation: What happens to you in life is not nearly as important as your reactions to these happenings. 2. If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. {Napoleon Hill} Interpretation: Even if you don’t achieve any impressive accomplishments in life, it is important to do your best in everything that you do, including the little things. 3. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. {Wayne Gretzky} Interpretation: If you don’t try, you will never succeed. 4. If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. {Milton Berle} Interpretation: Don’t wait for things to come to you; take your fate into your own hands. 5. An obstacle is often a stepping stone. {William Prescott} Interpretation: Things that appear to be obstacles are often helpful in the long run.

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The 7 Dangerous Acts after meal. DON'T ACT THE 7 ACTIONS BELOW AFTER YOU HAVE A MEAL. * Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher). * Don't eat fruits immediately -When you eat your fruits with meals, the fruit is stuck in the stomach along with the contents of the meals and cannot reach the intestines in time. Lying there they get spoilt and spoil the remaining food in the stomach too. Thus it is recommended that you eat a fruit at least one hour after eating a meal or before your meal and preferably in the morning with empty stomach. It is in the morning that the body can best use the nutrients in the fruit and get enough energy to start the day. * Don't drink tea - Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.It is preferable to drink tea an hour after meals. * Don't loosen your belt -Fiction, not particularly bad for you! We generally have an attitude that a good meal is that which forces us to loosen our belts. However, loosening the belt is bad, not because it causes the intestines to twist or block but because it means that you have over eaten to a level that you are uncomfortable. Loosening of the belt may also cause you to feel comfortable once again which means you may continue overeating. So eat only to the extent that you can be comfortable without loosening your belt! * Don't bathe - Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach. * Don't walk about -Fact, it is bad for you! Walking directly after meals is a bad idea, it can result to acid reflux and indigestion. However, walking about half an hour after meals is known to be good for you. Researchers in the Department of Exercise Science at the University of South Carolina, have found that walking after exercise is a good way to burn energy. The point to note is when to walk, you should ideally walk for about 10 minutes and only 20-30 minutes after meal to prevent acid reflux and stomach upsets. * Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

READ THIS LIFE-CHANGING STORY... While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father.....with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions.......sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'. The next day that man committed suicide. . . Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life..... Things are to be used and people are to be loved. But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are loved.... Let's be careful to keep this thought in mind: Things are to be used, but People are to be loved. Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits they become character;Watchyour character; it becomes your destiny. I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder. God bless you. If you don't pass this on nothing bad will happen; if you do, you might change someones life. Pls Share It After Reading!

World cup record 2014. +Brazil maintained their unbeaten run in any openings of there world cup. + marcelo scored the first own goal against Croatia. + Brazil ended Croatia unbeaten run in the world cup by 3 - 1.

Finally, it has arrived. The moment everybody has been waiting for.. WORLD CUP 2014. Kick off time @ 9pm.. Nigerian time

WHAT WOULD YOU DO? A woman tells her husband that she is going to visit her sick mum in the village. She goes on Friday and returns on Sunday, with plenty of fruits and food stuff, saying they are from her mum to the husband and the children. The husband gently asks her about her mother's health, and how she was doing, to which she replies that she took her to the hospital in the village, and she is recovering and getting better. The wife adds that her mother insisted that she must re-visit the village in a few days, to spend at least a week with her. "I'm worried about Mama..." the wife crooned, with tears swelling in her eyes. "She'll be fine, dear." Hubby lovingly replied. The husband then politely asks her to take the items to the kitchen. As she enters, she meets her mother preparing food in the kitchen. Apparently, her mum came visiting since the Friday that she left home. You can imagine the plight of this woman; stuck, shocked, dazed and dumbfounded at the kitchen door, whether to go in and drop the items 'from mama', or return to her hubby in the living room! How would you handle this case? Be sincere oh!

Guys/girls: If your wish for becoming the opposite sex was granted, what would you love to do?

Bribery: Who should be blamed; Giver Or Receiver?

Just for fun: Write your names in japanese language please don't spoil the fun!!! Let's laugh a bit by writing your names in Japanese alphabet; A- ka B- tu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J- zu K- me L- tu M- rin N- to O- mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T- chi U-do V- ru W- mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi Example: David = Tekarukite Add your own funny customized name. Don't ruin the fun.

SHORT STORY: A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?” Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz. She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.” It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

Football: 10 Star players dropped by their countries for the world cup Sunday Mba of Nigeria Ashley cole of England Nasri of France Kaka of Brazil Isco of Spain Quaresma of Portugal Donovan of USA Rossi of Italy Tevez of Argentina Gomez of Germany Who will you miss most ?

One of the reason why I've not been updating my blogs in the past weeks its cos........don't feel like talking bout it. I've been coming online and observing my blogs and to be frank, it was still progressing which means I was meant to do this. Well, the reason why I've not been coming online is because last month was my mum's remembrance month, i had to honor her memory. She left me when i was so young to a better place as people will say. R.I.P mum, lots of love. With that be done, am proud to say that am back again, fully upgraded, and ready to bring the world to you again. Missed you guys so much. Thanks for been there for me, thanks to those that emailed me when i wasn't around, love you all.